1. AFTER YOU LEARN YOU CAN JUMP THE APEX

     


  2. WHEN THE DERBY DRAMA BITES SOMEONE ON YOUR TEAM

     


  3. WHEN A TEAM SUCCESSFULLY PULLS OFF A PEG-ASSIST

     


  4. WHEN YOUR DERBY CRUSH ACCEPTS YOUR FACEBOOK FRIEND REQUEST

     


  5. WHEN WORKING ON DERBY FINANCIALS (ALL YOU BOARD MEMBERS OUT THERE KNOW ALL ABOUT THIS ONE)

    WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN AT IT FOR 6 HOURS

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    WHEN YOU SEE AN ERROR THAT CAUSES YOU TO RESTART

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    WHEN YOU FINALLY MAKE ALL THE NUMBERS JIVE

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  6. WHEN YOU SEE THE FACEBOOK TAGS FROM THE LATEST BOUT AND YOUR FACE LOOKS TOO SIMILAR TO YOUR “I AM TAKING A DUMP FACE”

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  7. WHEN YOU GET INVISIBLE BACK BLOCKS

     


  8. WHEN YOU DO YOUR WEAVING THROUGH 10 CONES IN UNDER 6 SECONDS LIKE A BOSS

     


  9. WHEN YOU GET SENT TO THE BOX FOR 2 MINUTES BECAUSE YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO THAT REF…. HE IS JUST YELLING THE ENTIRE TIME ANYWAYS!

     


  10. WHEN YOU REALLY DON’T WANT TO GO TO THE AFTER PARTY, BUT LIKE TO SAVE A FEW BUCKS

     


  11. WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR DERBY BAG AFTER FORGETTING IT IN THE WARM CAR FOR THE DAY

     


  12. WHEN THE LOCAL ‘MEAN GIRLS’ RIVALS SHOW UP TO WATCH YOUR BOUT

    Thanks for your ticket sales bitches!

     


  13. WHAT ANY DERBY WIDOW SAYS AFTER THEIR GIRL HAS BEEN PLAYING AT LEAST 6 MONTHS OF DERBY

     

     


  14. WHEN AN OVERZEALOUS HR ZEBRA GETS THEIR FIRST EJECTION

     


  15. WHEN YOU CALL A SKATER FROM THE OTHER TEAM ON A PENALTY AND THEN THE REF CALLS IT!